I've sat on my share of bleacher seats
On glorious spring and fall afternoons,
In the scorching heat of summer playoffs,
During snowstorms when we dug out the seats,
In dreary gyms in random towns.
I recently became the owner of a previously-loved
Portable watching-sports-chair!
To be honest, the bleachers, if present,
Are increasingly uncomfortable!
To be honest, getting up from the ground,
Is a little more challenging.
So, I was a bit surprised,
And yet not surprised at all,
When I saw this new invention
Resting proudly on the sidelines
So that little ones can rest their loins,
As they await their turn
To kick the ball around the field.
Yes, you too can have one of these
Saving your littles from intense bleacher discomfort
Or the ravages of the hard ground.
Amazon, Dicks, Walmart...
I feel as if I was living under a rock
Or perhaps under a bleacher!