Thursday, April 3, 2014

A Joke in Your Pocket Day

April 17 Is Poem in Your Pocket Day
In honor of students (at least in NYS) taking tests today, perhaps we should have a JOKE in your POCKET day, like Poem in Your Pocket Day which on April 26th!   We could pass out riddles in the hallway!  We could give away jokes on sticky notes! Perhaps today would be a good day?  It's the last day of our ELA (English Language Arts Assessment!)
Just in case you want to join me on this new initiative, here are some riddles and jokes thanks to the folks over at Enchanted Learning. In reality, they have, however, been passed around for ages!

What's black and white and red all over?
(A newspaper!)

What happens when you throw a white hat into the Black Sea?
(It gets wet!)

What bird is always sad?
(The blue jay!)

What do you do when you find a blue elephant?
(Cheer her up!)

What's green and smells like blue paint?
(Green paint!)

What do you do with a green monster?
(Wait until she's ripe!)

What is a cat's favorite color?

What would you call the USA if everyone had a pink car?
(A pink carnation!)

What color socks do bears wear?
(They don't wear socks, they have bear feet!) 

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